Okay, I couldn’t resist.

If you would like to hear Oregon recruiting expert Chris Courtney and three jabronis break down the class, you can do so here:

If you would like to hear Mark Helfrich talk about every player, you can do so here:

And Oregon put together a comprehensive video of all of their new signees here:

And here are all of the capsules you’ve grown to love:

Oregon’s 2013 Signees:

Position Breakdown:

• QB: 1
• RB: 2
• WR: 2
• TE: 1
• OL: 5
• ATH: 3
• LB: 3
• DB: 1
• K: 1

Offense

Damion Hobbs, QB, 6’2″ 195 lbs. Cedar Hill High School (Tex.)

• ESPN: Three-star; 75 OVR; No. 48-ranked QB-PP.
• Rivals: Three-star; 5.6 rating; No. 23-ranked DT-QB.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Three-star; No. 51-ranked QB.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Three-star; 87 OVR; No. 37-ranked ATH.

Thomas Tyner, RB, 6’0″ 207 lbs. Aloha High School (Ore.)

• ESPN: Four-star; 86 OVR; No. 6-ranked RB; No. 54 in ESPNU 150.
• Rivals: Five-star; 6.1 rating; No. 2-ranked RB; No. 17 in Rivals 100.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Five-star; No. 2-ranked RB.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Five-star; 98 OVR; No. 3-ranked RB; No. 22 on Top 247.
• U.S. Army All-American Top Ranked Player

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Kani Benoit, RB, 6’0″ 200 lbs. Thunderbird High School (Ari.)

• ESPN: Not Ranked.
• Rivals: Two-star; 5.3 rating.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Three-star; No. 103-ranked RB.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Three-star; 86 OVR; No. 53-ranked RB.

Devon Allen, WR, 6’0″ 187 lbs. Brophy Prep (Ari.)

• ESPN: Three-star; 74 OVR; No. 166-ranked WR.
• Rivals: Four-star; 5.8 rating; No. 22-ranked WR; No. 186 in Rivals 250.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Four-star; No. 16-ranked WR.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Four-star; 90 OVR; No. 31-ranked WR.
• Semper Fi All American.

Darren Carrington, WR, 6’2″ 186 lbs. Horizon High School (Calif.)

• ESPN: Four-star; 81 OVR; No. 55-ranked WR.
• Rivals: Four-star; 5.8 rating; No. 18-ranked WR; No. 174 in Rivals 250.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Four-star; No. 37-ranked WR.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Four-star; 94 OVR; No. 15-ranked WR.
• SemperFi All American.

John Mundt, TE, 6’4″ 232 lbs. Central Catholic High School (Calif.)

• ESPN: Three-star; 78 OVR; No. 10-ranked TE-Y.
• Rivals: Three-star; 5.7 rating; No. 12-ranked TE.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Four-star; No. 13-ranked TE.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Three-star; 86 OVR; No. 34-ranked TE.
• SemperFi All American.

Evan Voeller, OT, 6’5″ 278 lbs. West Linn High School (Ore.)

• ESPN: Four-star; 83 OVR; No. 9-ranked OG; No. 193 on ESPNU 300.
• Rivals: Four-star; 5.8 rating; No. 21-ranked OT.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Four-star; No. 16-ranked OT.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Three-star; 87 OVR; No. 47-ranked OT.
• Under Armour All American.

Jake Pisarcik, OG, 6’2″ 290 lbs. Shawnee High School (N.J.)

• ESPN: Three-star; 76 OVR; No. 51-ranked OG.
• Rivals: Two-star; 5.2 rating.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Three-star; No. 19-ranked OG.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Two-star; 77 OVR; No. 130-ranked OG.

Cameron Hunt, OL, 6’4″ 265 lbs. Centennial High School (Calif.)

• ESPN: Four-star; 82 OVR; No. 51-ranked OG; No. 276 on ESPNU 300.
• Rivals: Four-star; 5.2 rating; No. 18-ranked OT; No. 213 on Rivals 250.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Four-star; No. 15-ranked OG.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Three-star; 89 OVR; No. 27-ranked OT.
• Under Armour All American.

Elijah George, OL, 6’5″ 250 lbs. Arbor View High School (Nev.)

• ESPN: Three-star; 71 OVR; No. 139-ranked OT.
• Rivals: Two-star; 5.4 rating.
• eDuck (Scout: Fox Sports): Two-star; No. 117-ranked OT.
• DuckTerritory (247 Sports): Three-star; 86 OVR; No. 35-ranked WDE. No. 1 in Nev.